[~] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

[] You have your own laptop

[~] You own a cell phone.

[~] You have an ipod/ mp3 player

[~] Your parents are still together

[~] You have a best friend

[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard

T 0 T A L: 5

[~] You dress how you want to.

[] hang out with friends more than once a week

[] There is a computer/ laptop in your room

[~] You have never been beaten up.

[~] you NEVER cry more than twice a month.

[~] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.

[~] Your room is big enough for you.


T 0 T A L: 10

[] You have over 50 friends on myspace

[~] You have pictures on myspace.

[~] Your parents let you have a myspace

[~] You get allowance

[] You collect something normal

[] You look forward to going to work (School)

[~] You don’t wish you were someone else.

[] You play a sport.

[] You do something after school

T 0 T A L: 14

[] You own a car.

[] You usually don’t fight with your mom

[] You are happy with your appearance

[] You have never gotten a failing grade on your report card

[~] You have friends

T 0 T A L: 15

[~] you know what’s going on in the world.

[~] You care about many people.

[~] You know more than one language.

[~] You have a screen name.

[~] You own/owned a pet.

[~] You know the words to more than 5 songs.

[~] You don’t have many enemies

[~] You are a generally nice person.

T 0 T A L: 23

multiply total by 3

your score: = 69 WoO! XD~

put number as title ‘I’m _% happy'

Ichi-shan quess wh~at?~~~ *TAGS YOU!* :3

200. My middle name is: Nicole

199. I was born on: April 5,1992

198. I am really: laid-back

197. My cell phone company is: AT&T

196. My eye color is: Brown

195. My shoe size is: 7

194. My ring size is: 6

193. My height is: Not high enough.. >>

192. I am allergic to: Nothing that I'm aware of.

191. I was born in: Corpus Christi, Texas.

190. I live in: Amarillo

189. The last book I read: Fairy Cube

188. My bed is: A Futon

187: One thing you hate about yourself: My Height.

179. My favorite Holiday is: Christmas.

177. The last three cd's I bought: Who buys CD's?.. >> << >>

176. Last song that made me cry was: Human by The Killers.

175. Are you taken or Single: Taken.~

174. If your taken, by who?: My fiance.~

173. Do you like being single/taken?: Definatly! She's my other half! <3

170. What did you do last night?: You really want to know? >>

:::::I Do (YES)/Do Not (NO) Believe In:::::

142. Love at first sight? Only if you're lucky.~

141. Luck?: Sure. XDXD

140. Fate? If there wasn't any then I wouldn't be answering these 200 questions, would I?~ :3

139. Yourself? On good days.

138. Aliens? Mom says I've been ubducted. XD

137. Heaven? Hope so..

136. Hell? Most likely.

135. Ghosts? You bet.

134. Horoscopes? Are a load of shit.

133. Soulmates? Like mine! 8D

:::::Which is Better?:::::

129. Hugs or Kisses?: Kisses.

128. Drunk or High: High.

127. Phone or Online: Online I guess..

126. Red heads or Black hair: I really don't care for either.. Black if I have to chose..

125. Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes, like my hunny!

124. Hot or Cold: Who doesn't like 'em hot.~ ;3

123. Summer or winter: Summer.

121. Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, most deffinatly.

120. Night or Day: Night, when school ISN'T going on.. >>

119. Oranges or Apples: Oranges.

118. Curly or Straight hair: Straight.

(MISSING NUMBER!)

:::::Here's What I Think About:::::

116. Abortion: As the VERY last resort.

115. Backstabbers: Second chances are hard to come by.. better not fuck up..

114. Parents: Are an over-controlling pain in the ass.. but I love em'.

::::Last time I:::

103. Went out of town: Last Summer.

102. Had food: Few hours ago.

101. Seen someone I haven't seen in a while: During Christmas break.

100. Cried in front of someone? When my girlfriend had to go back to Houston.

99. Grew: Havn't in a good while.. T^T

::::MISC::::

90. Who is the ditziest person you know: Laci. XD

89. Who makes you laugh the most?: Khyrea. I laugh outta love, promise!~

87.The last movie I watched: Moulin Rouge

86. Who did you last kiss?: Khyrea.

(MISSING NUMBERS!)

82. What I don't understand is: sometimes myself..

80. The most unsatisfactory answer I've ever received is: And I quote, "The..cat..it getting bigger.." Love ya babe.~ XD

79. Something I will miss when I leave home is: My room..or the privacy I get when I'm in my room..

78. The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Finally being able to live with my Lover forever and ever!~

77. The thing that I'm not looking forward to is: Waiting for that day.. - -;

73. Tomorrow: Sunday.. Bah church..

72. Today: Saturday!

71. Next Summer: CAN'T WAIT!

70. Next Week: More school..

67. People call me: Krista, K-chan, Hun, Love, Dude, Hey you, Cutie...and that's about it I think. XD

62. The person who knows the most about me is: Khyrea, my girlfriend.. (If you haven't figured that out yet..>> )

60. The most difficult thing to do is: Watching your love get on a plane and leave to live a whole different life.

59. I have gotten a speeding ticket: I have not, thank you. :3

56. My zodiac sign is: Aries

55. The first person I talked to today was: Khyrea

54. First time you had a crush: The meaning of "crush" is so overrated..

53. The one person who can't hide things from me: My girlfriend.

52. Last time someone said something that you were thinking?: I dunno. >>;

51. Right now I am talking to: Khyrea.

50. What is your dream job?: Photogapher.

49. First job?: Not quite there yet. :3;

48. I have/will get a job at?: Not sure.

47. I have these pets: My puppy, Daisy! <3

46. I hope: Long-distance relationships get easier..

45. The best sound in the world: Silence.

44. The person that makes me cry the most is: Honestly, most of the time it's myself.

39. My boy/girlfriend is: Wonderful!

35. Florida or Hawaii: Neither.

33. My favorite piece of clothing is: Nothing!~ :3

32. My favorite sport is: Baseball and Swimming.

31. Last time I cried: 'Bout a week ago I think.

30. My friends are: Crazy, and a little bit cluless at times.

29. My computer is: Average.

28. The school I go to is: Randall

27. Last person I got mad at: Myself..for spilling black nail polish all over my carpet..

22. The all-time best movie is: I've seen too many to pick just one.

21. The all-time best thing in the world is: Being in love.

MISSING NUMBERS

15. The most annoying person you know is: My mother most of the time.

14. I lose respect for people who:Lie, and cheat.

13. The movies I have cried at are: Moulin Rouge, and The Gardian.

12. Closest friend's name: Khyrea. XD

11. Favorite web site: I visit many. :3

10. I want to be: More independent.

9. The worst pain I was ever in was?: A spiraling depression.

8. My favorite phrase is: Sweet Jesus!

7. My room is: Messy at the moment.

6. My favorite celebrity is: Jennifer Garner.

5. My weakness is: Now why would I tell you that?~ ;3

4. What I like about the opposite sex: Nothing..I'm a lesbian. XD

3. Who broke your heart: Can't say that it's ever been broken.

2. One thing that makes you feel great is: Success, and comfort.

1. You filled out 200 questions because...: My girlfriend told me to. <3

BASIC.

Sex.
[~] Female
[ ] Male

Age.
[ ] 10-13
[~] 13-17
[ ] 18-21
[ ] 21-older

Education.
[ ] Middle School
[~] High School
[ ] Home School
[ ] College/University
[ ] Don't go to school.

Ethnicity.
[ ] Asian.
[~] Caucasian
[ ] Black/African Descent.
[ ] East Indian.
[~] Latino/Hispanic.
[ ] Middle Eastern.
[ ] Native American.
[ ] Pacific Islander.
[ ] Other.


Living Arrangments.
[~] House.
[ ] Apartment.
[ ] Condominium.
[ ] Trailer.
[ ] Mansion.
[ ] Other.
[ ] Homeless.

Living with ...
[~] Parent(s).
[ ] Your kid(s).
[ ] Entire family (nuclear & extended family).
[ ] Relative(s) (grandparents, siblings, aunt/uncle, cousins, etc).
[ ] Significant other (wife/husband, girlfriend/boyfriend, etc).
[ ] Roommate(s).
[~] Pet(s).
[ ] Alone.

Sexual Orientation.
[ ] Straight.
[~] Gay/Lesbian.
[ ] Bisexual.
[ ] Not sure.
[ ] Rather not say.

Marital Status.
[ ] Single.
[ ] Single, and looking.
[ ] Single, and loving it.
[ ] Single, and hating it.
[ ] In a relationship, and loving it.
[ ] In a relationship, and hating it.
[ ] In a relationship, and not sure of it.
[~] Engaged, and loving it.
[ ] Engaged, and hating it.
[ ] Enagaged, and not sure.
[ ] Married, and loving it.
[ ] Married, and hating it.
[ ] Married, and not sure of it.
[ ] Divorced, and loving it.
[ ] Divorced, and hating it.
[ ] Widowed, and loving it.
[ ] Widowed, and hating it.
[ ] Swinger.

APPEARANCE.
[HAIR]

Hair Type.
[ ] Straight.
[ ] Curly.
[~] Wavy.
[ ] Nappy.
[ ] Wouldn't know, dont have hair.

Hair Length.
[ ] Very short.
[ ] Short.
[~] Medium.
[ ] Long.
[ ] Very long.
[ ] None, I'm bald.

Hair Color.
[ ] Blonde.
[x] Brunette/Brown.
[ ] Black.
[ ] Red.
[ ] Gray.
[ ] White.
[ ] I have more than one color.
[ ] I've dyed my hair.
[~] I have never dyed my hair.
[ ] My hair is currently dyed.
[~] My current hair color is my natural hair color.
[ ] My current hair color is NOT my natural hair color.
[ ] I'm bald.

[EYES]

Eye Color.
[ ] Blue eyes.
[ ] Hazel eyes.
[ ] Gray eyes.
[~] Brown eyes.
[ ] Green eyes.
[ ] I have heterochromia. (when one is a different color from the other)
[ ] I wear color contacts.
[ ] I don't like the color of my eyes.
[~] I like the color of my eyes.

Vision.
[ ] I have glasses.
[~] I have contacts.
[ ] I have glasses but don't wear them.
[ ] I have contacts but don't wear them.
[ ] I need glasses.
[~] I've had glasses/contacts for a while/long time.
[ ] I've had glasses/contacts just recently.
[ ] I only use them for reading/driving.
[~] I always use my glasses/contacts.
[~] I'm nearsighted.
[ ] I'm farsighted.
[ ] I have perfect vision.
[ ] I'm blind as a bat.
[ ] I don't need glasses/contacts.
[ ] I want glasses/contacts.
[ ] I hate wearing glasses/contacts.
[ ] I'm embarassed wearing glasses.
[~] I don't care, as long as I can see what I'm doing.

[BODY]

Height.
[ ] 4' (feet) or shorter.
[ ] 4' - 5'
[~] 5' - 6'
[ ] 6' - 7'
[ ] 7' or taller.
[ ] I'm really/etremely short for my age.
[~] I'm short for my age.
[ ] I'm average for my age.
[ ] I'm tall for my age.
[ ] I'm very tall for my age.
[ ] I get made fun of my height a lot.
[~] I get made fun of my height sometimes.
[ ] No one's ever made fun of my height.
[~] It hurts my feelings sometimes.
[ ] I get annoyed/mad when they do.
[~] I don't really care.
[ ] I like my height.
[ ] I hate my height.
[~] If I could, I'd change my height.
[ ] I'm fine with my height.

Body Type.
[ ] Slim/Slender.
[ ] Athletic.
[~] Average.
[ ] Some extra baggage.
[ ] More to love!
[ ] Body Builder.
[ ] Morbidly Obese.
[ ] I rather not say.
[~] I'm ok with my body.
[ ] I hate my body.
[ ] I love my body.
[ ] I workout alot.
[~] I sometimes workout.
[ ] I rarely/never workout. (Does DDR count? XD)

[ACCESORIES]

Piercings.
[~] My ear(s) are pierced.
[ ] I recently got them pierced.
[~] I've had them pierced since I was little.
[~] I have more than 2 ear piercings.
[ ] I have less than 2 ear piercings.
[ ] My ears aren't pierced.
[ ] I have things other than my ears pierced.
[ ] My nose is pierced.
[ ] It's not, but I want it pierced.
[ ] My eyebrow(s) are pierced.
[ ] It's not, but I want it pierced.
[ ] My lip is pierced.
[~] It's not, but I want it pierced.
[ ] My tongue is pierced.
[ ] It's not, but I want it pierced.
[ ] My navel (belly button) is pierced.
[ ] I have piercings in weird places.
[ ] I have more than 10 piercings on my body.
[~] I want to get more percings.
[ ] I don't have any piercings at all.
[ ] I don't want to get anything pierced.
[ ] I can't get anything pierced.

Tattoos.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I have some tattoos.
[ ] I have many tattoos.
[~] I don't have a tattoo.
[ ] I want a tattoo.
[ ] I had my first tattoo before the age of 18.
[ ] I did my own tattoo.
[ ] I have a tattoo that I hate.
[ ] I had a tattoo when I was drunk or high.
[ ] I love the feeling of getting a tattoo.
[ ] I hate the feeling of getting a tattoo.
[ ] I'm not allowed to get a tattoo.
[ ] I like when the opposite sex has some tattoos.
[ ] I hate when the opposite sex has some tattoos.
[ ] I've been judged from my tattoos.
[ ] Especially from old people.
[ ] I think it's cool that old people have tattoos.
[~] I think it's creepy that old people have tattoos.
[ ] Tattoos are gross.
[ ] Tattoos are awesome.
[~] Eh.. they're ok.

FAMILY

Nuclear Family.
[x] I know who my biological mom is.
[x] I know who my biological dad is.
[ ] I never met my biological mom.
[ ] I never met my biological dad.
[ ] I'm adopted.
[ ] I'm/was an orphan.
[ ] My dad passed away recently or when I was born/a kid.
[ ] My mom passed away recently or when I was born/a kid.
[ ] My dad's in jail.
[ ] My mom's in jail.
[~] My parents are still together.
[ ] My parents are seperated.
[ ] My parents divorced.
[ ] My parents never married.
[ ] I'm closer to my mom.
[~] I'm closer to my dad.
[ ] I'm close with both.
[ ] I'm not close to either of them.
[ ] I have a stepparent.
[ ] I like my stepparent.
[ ] I hate my stepparent.
[~] I have sibling(s).
[ ] I have a sibling(s) that's in jail.
[ ] I'm an only child. (I've never lived with any siblings)
[ ] I have half-sibling(s).
[ ] I have stepsibling(s).
[ ] I like my sibling(s).
[ ] I like my half-sibling(s).
[ ] I like my stepsibling(s).
[ ] I hate my sibling(s).
[ ] I hate my half-silbling(s).
[ ] I hate my stepsibling(s).
[ ] I've never met my silbing(s).
[ ] I've never met my half -sibling(s).
[ ] I love being an only child.
[ ] I hate being an only child.
[ ] I love having sibling(s).
[ ] I hate having sibling(s).
[~] I wish I was an only child.
[~] I'm the oldest.
[ ] I'm the youngest.
[ ] I'm the middle child.
[~] I argue w/ my parent(s) alot.
[ ] I get along really well w/ my parent(s).
[ ] I hardly talk to my parent(s)
[ ] I don't live w/ my parent(s).
[ ] Thank God.
[ ] Nooo, I miss them. :[
[~] I live w/ my parent(s).
[ ] And I'm over 30 years old.
[~] My parent(s) are strict.
[ ] My parent(s) are easy.
[~] My parent(s) are extremely overprotective.
[ ] My parent(s) don't really care.
[ ] My parent(s) still hits me, if I need a good whooping.
[ ] My parent(s) never punished me.
[ ] My parent(s) say they're gonna punish me, but never do.
[ ] I have an older sister.
[ ] I have a older brother.
[~] I have a younger sister.
[~] I have a younger brother.
[ ] I have a baby sister.
[ ] I have a baby brother.
[ ] I'm a twin.
[ ] I'm a triplet.
[ ] I have twin siblings.
[ ] I have triplet siblings.
[~] I wish I were a twin or triplet.

Extended Family.
[~] My maternal (mom's side) grandmother is stll alive.
[ ] My maternal grandfather is still alive.
[~] My paternal (dad's side) grandmother is still alive.
[ ] My paternal grandfather is still alive.
[ ] My great grandparents are still alive.
[~] I've never met my grandparents from my dad's side.
[~] I've never met my grandparents from my mom's side.
[~] I've never met my grandparents because they died before I was born.
[ ] I was raised by my grandparent(s).
[ ] I have step grandparent(s).
[ ] I hate my family.
[~] I love my family.
[~] I have alot of cousins.
[~] I have a lot of aunts & uncles.
[ ] I don't have a really big family.
[~] I have a HUGE family.
[~] I have relatives (that are alive) that I still haven't met.
[ ] I have relatives all over the world.
[ ] All my relatives live close to each other.
[ ] My family's fucked up.
[ ] I have a good wholesome family.
[ ] My family has a lot of deep secrets.
[~] I hardly see my family.
[ ] All I ever see is my family, they're everywhere.
[ ] I've had friend(s) that I call brother(s)/sister(s) or cousin(s).
[~] I'm the black sheep in my family.
[ ] I love family reunions.
[ ] I hate family reunions.
[~] I've never have/been to a family reunion.
[ ] I've never seen my family from my dad's side.
[ ] I've never seen my family from my mom's side.
[ ] I have a mean grandma/grandpa.
[~] I have a nice grandma/grandpa.
[ ] I've gotten my butt whooped by my grandma/grandpa.
[ ] Someone in my family's in jail.
[ ] My best memories come from being w/ my family.
[~] My worst memories come from being w/ my family.

When you were a Kid.
[x] I was a good kid.
[ ] I was a bad kid.
[ ] I was a shy kid.
[~] I was a funny kid.
[~] I was a mean kid.
[ ] I was bullied around.
[ ] I bullied kids around.
[~] I was never bullied.
[~] Kids are cruel.
[ ] Kids are sweet.
[ ] I was made fun of alot.
[ ] I made fun of people alot.
[ ] I got my ass kicked all the time.
[ ] I always kicked people's asses.
[ ] I'm surprised I never got my ass kicked.
[ ] I loved school.
[~] I hated school.
[~] I was a good student.
[ ] I was a bad student.
[ ] I always had a note attached to my shirt.
[ ] I knew it was a bad note, so I'd rip it off.
[ ] Teachers didn't like me.
[~] Teachers loved me.
[~] Things were easy back then.
[ ] Things were hard back then.
[ ] I miss being a kid.
[ ] I hated being a kid.
[ ] I had a great childhood.
[~] I had an ok childhood.
[ ] I had a bad childhood.
[ ] I had a horrible childhood.
[~] I don't remember my childhood that much.
[~] I'm still the same kid.
[~] I've changed a lot.
[~] Both.

FOODS.

In General.
[ ] I'm not picky at all.
[~] I'm a bit picky.
[ ] I'm EXTREMELY picky.
[ ] I have food allergies.
[~] I don't have food allergies.
[~] I rather cook my own food than go out.
[ ] I rather go out than cook my own food.
[ ] I don't know how to cook.
[ ] I can cook some things.
[ ] I can't cook to save my life.
[ ] I can make cereal!
[~] I love takeout.
[ ] I love fastfood.
[ ] I love junkfood.
[ ] I hate takeout.
[ ] I hate fastfood.
[ ] I hate junkfood.
[ ] I'm a healthfreak when it comes to food.
[ ] I always look at how many calories I'm eating.
[ ] I never look at how many calories there is.
[ ] What's a calorie?
[~] I always watch what/how/& how much I eat.
[~] When I'm hungry, I don't give a fuck.
[ ] I'm a vegitarian/vegan.
[~] I'm a omnivore (plants & meat).
[ ] I'm a carnivore. (meat)
[ ] I'm a herbivore. (plants/ ie: nothing but salads, etc)
[~] I don't think I can ever be a vegitarian/vegan.
[~] I cook my own food.
[ ] I wait for my parent(s)/relative(s)/significant other to cook, so I can eat.
[ ] I usually order something to eat (resturant/fastfood/etc).
[~] My parent(s)/significant other know how to cook. (Yea the same mofo things over and over and over again...)
[ ] My parent(s)/significant other can't cook for shieeet.
[ ] There's always food in my house.
[~] There's never food in my house.
[ ] I eat at other people's house.
[ ] I raid my friend's refridgerator/cabinets.
[ ] We're cool like that.
[ ] Not really.
[~] I'm trying to lose weight.
[ ] I'm trying to gain weight.
[ ] I eat when I'm sad/happy/etc.
[~] I'm the opposite, when I'm sad, depressed, etc, I don't eat.
[ ] The microwave is my friend.
[ ] I almost set the kitchen on fire.
[ ] More than once.
[ ] Everytime I try to cook something the smoke detector goes off.
[~] Everyone loves my cooking.
[~] We usually go to the grocery store or super market to buy food.
[ ] We have to go to a warehouse like Costco. or Sam's Club to buy our food.
[~] The food in our house finishes quick.
[~] Right after we go shopping for food, I always say "there's nothing to eat".
[~] My parent(s)/significant other hates when I say that.
[ ] I drink from the bottle or carton and put it back.
[~] I used to do that.
[~] That's fracking disgusting.
[~] Other people in my house do that.
[~] I mostly drink water/flavored water.
[ ] I mostly drink juice.
[~] I mostly drink soda.
[~] I mostly drink milk.
[ ] I mostly drink beer.
[ ] I drink anything, I'm fucking thirsty.
[~] I can't eat without drinking something.
[ ] I can't drink without eating something.
[ ] I can eat without drinking something.
[~] I can drink without eating something.
[~] I know how to read directions on the box/cooking book.
[ ] There's directions?!
[ ] I'm a danger to myself & others when I use a knife.
[ ] I can't peel foods w/ a knife (ie: potatos, onions, etc)
[~] I learned how to cook at a young age.
[ ] I'm just learning.
[ ] I never learned how to cook.
[ ] I've gone a day or more without eating because we don't have enough food or money.
[ ] I've used food stamps.
[ ] I'm always eating.
[ ] Can't help it, I love food.
[ ] I hate food.
[ ] I eat a lot & never gain weight.
[ ] I eat alittle & gain 29374729379 lbs.
[~] I like trying new foods.
[~] I'm good with the same ol' foods I always eat.
[~] Soup actually doesn't help me when I'm sick.
[ ] I still eat baby foods.
[ ] They bring back memories.
[~] I can't imagine if my sense of smell or taste was gone.
[~] That would suck some hard ass.
[ ] I love vegetables.
[~] I like some vegetables.
[ ] I'm pretty sure vegetables will kill me.
[x] I like fruits.
[ ] I hate fruits.
[~] All this food talking is making me hungry.

SHORT RANDOM FAVORITES.

Genre of Movies.
[ ] Action.
[ ] Adventure.
[~] Comedy.
[~] Drama.
[~] Horror.
[ ] Musicals.
[~] Mystery.
[~] Romance.
[~] Thriller.
[ ] Documentry.
[~~~] Animation.
[ ] Other.
[ ] None.
[ ] All of them.

Color.
[~] Red.
[~] Orange.
[~] Yellow.
[~] Green.
[~] Blue.
[~] Purple.
[~] Pink.
[~] I'm Gay/Lesbian remember? XD
[ ] Black.
[ ] White.
[ ] Other.
[ ] All.
[ ] None.

Time of the Day.
[ ] Morning.
[ ] Noon.
[~] Afternoon.
[~] Evening.
[~] Night.

Day of the Week.
[ ] Sunday.
[ ] Monday.
[ ] Tuesday.
[~] Wednesday.
[ ] Thursday.
[ ] Friday.
[~] Saturday.

Month of the Year.
[ ] January.
[ ] Feburary.
[ ] March.
[~] April.
[ ] May.
[~] June.
[ ] July.
[ ] August.
[ ] September.
[~] October.
[ ] November.
[ ] December.

Season.
[ ] Fall.
[ ] Winter.
[~] Spring.
[~] Summer.

Original Skittles.
[ ] Red One.
[~] Purple One.
[ ] Yellow One.
[ ] Green One.
[ ] Orange One.
[ ] None.
[ ] All.

QUICK! What's 2 + 3 =?
[ ] 23.
[ ] 1.
[ ] 7.
[~] Blue.
[ ] Cinco.
[~] Math is for rectangles.

IN YOUR ROOM.

Your Bed/Sleeping in General.
[ ] A twin size bed.
[ ] A full size bed.
[ ] A queen size bed.
[ ] A king size bed.
[ ] A california king size bed.
[~] My bed's a futon. (couch/bed)
[ ] My bed's an air matress.
[ ] I have a bunkbed.
[ ] I have a waterbed.
[~] I have a soft bed.
[ ] I have a firm bed.
[ ] I prefer my bed soft.
[~] I prefer my bed firm.
[~] Relatively new bed.
[ ] Relatively old bed. (5+ year old bed.)
[ ] I have a headboard.
[ ] I have a footboard.
[ ] I nake my bed everyday.
[ ] I never make my bed.
[~] I sometimes make my bed, if I'm not lazy or late for something.
[ ] I'm forced to make my bed.
[ ] I have a bedskirt.
[ ] My sheets are old.
[ ] I bought my sheets recently.
[~] I have a comfortor.
[ ] I have a lot of pillows.
[ ] I have one pillow.
[~] I sleep alone. T^T
[ ] I sleep w/ my signifcant other.
[ ] I sleep w/ my pet.
[ ] I'm afraid I might squish my pet.
[ ] I sleep w/ stuffed animals.
[ ] I can't sleep w/ stuffed animals.
[ ] I sleep w/ a pillow between my legs. Not like that.
[~] I love my bed.
[ ] I hate my bed.
[ ] I want a bigger bed.
[ ] I want a smaller bed.
[ ] My bed is squeaky.
[~] My bed is quiet.
[ ] I always wipe my feet before I get in bed.
[~] My bedsheets match w/ my room.
[ ] I have the most randomest bedsheets.
[ ] I still have blankets & bedsheets from when I was little.
[ ] I still sleep w/ them.
[~] I love when my bedsheets come out of the dryer, so warm.
[ ] When I wake up, everything's on the floor. My pillow, blankets, etc.
[ ] I'm a kicker.
[~] I've been told I snore.
[ ] I've been told I grind my teeth.
[~] I've been told I talk in my sleep.
[~] I sleepwalk.
[~] When I wake up my nose is itchy.
[~] I hate waking up. (Depends.)
[ ] I love waking up, so refreshing.
[ ] I hate when my room is cold & my bed is so warm. It makes it so hard to get up
[~] I love having company in my bed. ( <3 "Cuddle Buddy")
[ ] I hate having company in my bed.
[ ] I don't even have a bed. Sad face :C

On Your Walls/Ceiling.
[ ] I have tons of posters on my wall(s)/ceiling.
[ ] I have tons of pictures on my wal(s)/ceiling.
[ ] I mostly have hot guys on my wall(s)/ceiling.
[ ] I mostly have hot girls on my wall(s)/ceiling.
[ ] I mostly have bands on my wall(s)/ceiling.
[ ] I have movie posters on my wall(s)/ceiling.
[ ] My name is somewhere/EVERYWHERE in my room.
[ ] All four walls have something on them.
[ ] 3 of my walls have something on them.
[ ] 2 of my walls have something on them.
[~] 1 of my walls have something on them. (Do windows count?)
[ ] I have flag(s) on my wall(s)/ceiling.
[ ] I have ribbon(s), award(s), and/or medal(s) that I've won, on my wall(s).
[ ] I have frame(s) of me, family, or friend(s) on my wall(s).
[~] I can paint my walls.
[~] My walls are painted something beside white.
[ ] I have wallpaper.
[ ] I don't have anything on my walls/ceiling.
[ ] I can't paint my walls.
[ ] My walls are white.
[~] My room is pretty plain.
[ ] & I hate it.
[~] & I'm ok w/ it.
[ ] I have those glowing stars on my ceiling.
[ ] I have a mirror on my ceiling.
[~] I love my room.
[ ] I hate my room.
[ ] I don't have a room. :C

Items In Your Room.
[~] I have a window in my room.
[ ] I have more than one window in my room.
[ ] I have no window(s) in my room.
[~] I have a TV in my room.
[ ] It's pretty big.
[~] It's medium size.
[ ] It's tiny.
[ ] I have digital cable.
[ ] I have my own telephone line in my room.
[~] I have heat in my room.
[~] I have an A/C. (air conditioner)
[ ] I have a computer in my room.
[ ] I can use the internet on it.
[~] I have a laptop.
[ ] I have a bureau/dressor/vanity.
[~] I have a closet in my room.
[ ] It's a walk-in closet.
[ ] It's a big ass closet.
[~] I have a tiny closet.
[ ] I don't have a closet.
[ ] I have a portable fan.
[~] I have a ceiling fan.
[ ] I don't have a fan.
[~] I have an alarm clock.
[~] I have a nightstand.
[ ] I have 2 nightstands.
[~] I have a lamp.
[ ] I have a lava lamp.
[ ] A radio system in my room.
[ ] It's quite delicious.
[ ] It's pretty lame.
[ ] It's alright.
[~] I don't have a radio system.
[~] I have a game console in my room. (Xbox, Wii, etc)
[ ] I have real flowers/plants in my room.
[ ] I have fake flowers/plants in my room.
[ ] I have no flowers/plants.
[ ] I have candle(s)/potpurri in my room.
[~] I have a DVD player in my room.
[~] I have a bed in my room.
[ ] I don't have a bed in my room.
[ ] I have a large instrument in my room (piano, drums, cello, etc)
[~] I have a small intrument in my room (guitar, flute, etc)
[ ] I have no instruments.
[ ] I have a mini-fridge in my room.
[ ] I have a microwave in my room.
[ ] I have a calendar in my room.
[ ] & it's for 2008.
[~] My room's floor is a carpet.
[ ] My room's floor is hardwood.
[ ] My room's floor is tiles.
[ ] I have weights in my room.
[ ] I have adult magazines somewhere in my room.
[ ] I have a carbon monoxide monitor in my room.
[ ] I have a smoke detector in my room.
[~] I have a door in my room.
[~] I have privacy in my room. (somewhat)
[ ] I have absolutely no damn privacy in my room.
[ ] I share my room w/ a relative/friend.
[~] I have curtains.
[ ] I have blinds.
[~] I have a hamper/dirty clothes bin.
[ ] I have a basketball hoop in my room.
[~] I have a trash can in my room.
[~] I have a webcam.
[~] I have a digital camera.
[ ] I have a bookshelf.
[~] I have books in my room.
[ ] I have my own bathroom.
[ ] I have a lot of dolls/toys in my room.
[ ] I have a lot of action figures in my room.
[ ] I don't have a lot of things in my room.
[~] I have a lot of shit in my room.

MY HOUSE.

In General.
[ ] It's pretty empty.
[~] It's packed.
[ ] There's always random people in it.
[ ] I wouldn't know, I'm never at home.
[~] I'm always at home.
[~] It's never quiet in my house.
[ ] I think my place is haunted.
[~] I have a washer/dryer in my home.
[ ] It has a basement.
[~] It has an attic.
[ ] My place's pretty big.
[ ] My place's small.
[~] My place's not too big, not too small.
[ ] It has two or more floors.
[~] I have more than 1 bathroom in my house.
[ ] It has a den.
[~] It has a backyard
[~] It has a frontyard.
[~] It has a garage.
[ ] It has a pool.
[ ] I love my house.
[ ] I hate my house.
[ ] I love my neighbors.
[ ] I hate my neighbors.
[~] I've never seen my neighbors.
[~] I live in a pretty safe neighborhood.
[ ] I live in a dangerous neighborhood.
[ ] My house has stairs.
[ ] I've tripped on the stairs.
[ ] It was quite funny.
[ ] It was quite painful.
[ ] I slide down the rail.
[~] I don't have rails.
[ ] My house is always messy.
[ ] My house is always clean.
[~] My house is in the middle.
[~] I hate cleaning it.
[~] Especially the kitchen & bathroom.
[~] I have a dishwasher.
[~] I know how to use it.
[ ] My neighborhood has a neighborhood watch.
[~] I don't know if we have a neighborhood watch.
[~] Wtf is a neighborhood watch?
[~] My house is very plain.
[~] I can't wait to move out.
[~] I hate when people come into my room & touch stuff.
[~] Our walls are paper thin, and you can hear EVERYTHING.
[ ] I live in the middle of nowhere.
[ ] The cops constantly come to where I live.
[ ] I've thrown a party in my house.
[ ] I've thrown many parties at my house.
[ ] Something always seems to be missing after the party's over.
[~] My house is too small to throw a party. Sad face :C
[ ] When I was a kid, I would climb up the walls in the hallway.
[ ] I've tried it when I was older, & failed miserably.
[ ] I still have that chart that showed how tall I've grown over the years.
[~] I've never done that.
[ ] I've lived here since I was born.
[ ] This is my 32784628374 house, bcuz I've moved so many times.
[~] My house has been robbed before.
[~] Now I have a home security system in my house.
[~] We're allowed to have pets in our homes.
[~] I've had some bad memories in this place.
[~] I've had some good memories in this place.
[~] My room is my sanctuary.
[~] I can't stand living in this place anymore.
[ ] I hate the people I live with.
[ ] I love the people I live with.
[~] Neh..we're mutual.
[ ] I'm gonna keep living here when I get older.
[~] Fuck that, I'm going as far from here as possible.
[ ] I live in a cold place.
[ ] I live in a warm place.
[~] My school is close to where I live.
[ ] My school is far away from where I live.
[ ] I don't go to school.
[ ] I live in the school dorms.
[ ] I live in a box outside.
[ ] I don't have a home. Sad face :C


CURRENT MOOD.
[ ] happy.
[ ] ok.
[~] eh.
[ ] shitty.
[ ] bored.
[ ] excited.
[ ] annoyed.
[ ] hot.
[ ] cold.
[ ] hyper.
[~] horny.
[ ] evil.
[ ] guilty.
[ ] pissed off.
[~] loved.
[ ] heart broken.
[~] depressed.
[~] bitchy.
[ ] drunk.
[ ] high.
[ ] retarded.
[~] lonely.
[ ] sore.
[~] i really don't know.
[ ] all.
[ ] none.

HOMG RANDOM.

Because everyone hates you.
[ ] I'm not wearing underwear at the moment.
[ ] I had a crush on someone who's older than me.
[~] I had a crush on someone who's younger than me.
[ ] I am not a pedophile.
[~] I might be.
[~] I'll never be on To Catch A Predator.
[ ] I was on To Catch A Predator.
[ ] Hansen's an ass. I was so close to banging that kid that obviously looked like an actor.
[ ] OMFGWHAT?! B&.
[ ] Wow, I'm kidding.
[~] I have a headache.
[~] I was extremely bored when I started this.
[ ] I still am extremely bored.
[ ] I've stolen things.
[ ] I might be a klepto.
[~] What is this "klepto" you speak of?
[ ] I shall google it!
[~] I love google.
[ ] I search for porn on youtube.
[ ] I am retarded, bcuz there is no porn on youtube.
[~] I checked.
[~] Or is there?!
[ ] I'm too lazy to check.
[~] Wow, this seems to be going on forever.
[ ] I've been caught fapping. (Almost..)
[ ] By my parent(s). (SO CLOSE.)
[ ] OMAN, that's traumatic.
[ ] I still fapped after they left.
[ ] WTF is fapping?
[ ] I shall google it!
[ ] O ... M ... G
[ ] I was younger than 10 when I first discovered porn.
[ ] It was quite epic.
[ ] It traumatized me.
[ ] I nevar seen porn in mai life.
[~] I have, but ... i'm ashamed to admit it.
[ ] I don't plan on it.
[~] Sp1ffy's a n00b.
[ ] I've been Rick Roll'd. (What's that?)
[~] Never gonna give you up. (Never gonna let you down!)
[~] I get offended easily.
[~] Bcuz I have a stick lodged up mai arse.
[~] I like funny people/things.
[ ] I'm an emo.
[ ] I've hit an emo kid, bcuz I secretly want to be an emo kid.
[ ] I've been ass raped in jail.
[ ] Bcuz I dropped the soap.
[ ] I should've listened!!
[~] Randomness is good for the soul.
[ ] I'm on my period. (Ugh..)
[ ] Oh I'm sorry, too much info? YES >8U
[ ] OMAN, not enough info! *fap*
[ ] She's on her period? Oh thank you jesus.
[ ] I've seen EncyclopediaDramatica's pain series.
[~] That was delicious in opposite day.
[ ] I rather see Goatse, fosho. (OHGOD.)
[ ] What's Goaste?
[ ] I shall google it!
[ ] I know some people that should become A Hero.
[~] What other interwebz 1337 lingo can I use? None plz.
[ ] I will sell my soul to the devil for a Klondike Bar.
[ ] YouTube Poop describes my life.
[ ] I need to go on Maury, bcuz I am 200% sure he is the father of my child.
[ ] I need to go on Maury, bcuz I am 47539053745% sure that i'm not the father of her child.
[ ] Look at the nose, Maury. He look nothing like me! He light skinned too. & my hair ain't that curly, Maury!
[x] You are ...
[x] NOT the father.
[x] OOOOHHH *beeeeep* OOOHHH *beep* *beep* OOOOOOH
[x] I told you hoe! I TOLD YOU!
[x] *Hoe runs backstage*.
[ ] I watch alot of TV.
[ ] I'm doing this early in the morning.
[ ] I'm doing this late LATE at night.
[ ] My stomach hurts.
[x] My ass hurts.
[x] I don't want to talk about it.
[x] I'm telling everybody what happened in Vegas.
[x] The word Vegas reminds me of the word vagina.
[x] Vagina is a funny word.
[x] I wonder who's the n00b that made this GREAT survey.
[x] I got this star on my forehead, bcuz my momma says I'm spechullz in my own unique way.
[ ] I am a furry. (Hell ya betches! Furray pride!)
[x] When is this shiet finishing?!!

SAD ENDING.

Aww, don't go!
[ ] I liked this survey.
[~] I LOVED this survey.
[ ] I will marry this survey & have several kids with it.
[ ] I will later cheat on it & get a restraining order.
[~] Thank you! You have cured my boredom!
[ ] Where is the "this survey sucked section!?!"
[ ] This survey actually made me want to kill myself for a second there.
[ ] Still bored :C
[ ] I'm gonna go fap now.

Start from 100% and subtract 1% for every action you have done. Submit your score of a virgin at life.

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. gotten/given a handjob
8. gotten/given a blowjob
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

@ 94%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or receieved a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

@ 88%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

@ 85%

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

@ 80%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

@75

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

@69%

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

@ 62%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

@60%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yoursel
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore

@58%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

@53%!!!

47% Dirty.~

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR (CRAZY) COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude and eat snails.
I'm GREEK, so i MUST have a huge family.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have red hair and wear kilts.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a bible thumper.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist